October 31, 2005

Lefty Whining Begins: BLAS to Yellow in Wake of Scalito

BLAS Status Update Alexandria, VA. After lowering the BLAS to code blue for several weeks in the wake of extreme infighting among conservatives and republicans, the SOTR Department of Blogland Insanity has decided to raise the BLAS to code yellow. President Bush today announced his nomination of Samuel Alito to replace Justice "Sandy Baby" O'Connor. Despite the arrival of cooler weather associated with the autumn seasonal change, all citizens are instructed to brace themselves for a blast of "hot air" from the whining of the left.


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