August 01, 2005

BLAS to "Code Orange"

In response to W's recess appointment of John "The Moustache" Bolton as US Ambassador to the United Nations, the SOTR Department of Blogland Sanity has unilaterally raised the BLAS level to Orange/Whine.

Readers are advised this announcement comes just before 12:00 pm EDT. Reports of increased deliveries of scotch to the offices of Ted "Scotch" Kennedy cannot be readily confirmed.