July 02, 2005

BLAS Level Raised to "Code Red"

July 2, 2005, Alexandria, VA. The SOTR Department of Blogland Sanity has raised the "Blogosphere Liberal Advisory" level to Code Red, in wake of the announced retirement of Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

Liberal forces have already mobilized, including an "emergency" March on the state capitol of Tennesee by 800 angry feminists, who were attending an annual convention for the National Association of Gals when the high court vacancy was announced.

During this period of severe risk of liberal wails and shrieks, Americans are urged to review the Constitution and stay tuned to conservative media outlets for further updates and illustrations of liberal craziness. Citizens should also be prepared for evacuation threats from elitist Hollywood types.

The SOTR Blogosphere Liberal Advisory System (BLAS) is currently in beta testing. The system developers did not anticipate the need for a sudden code red emergency, but have been pleased with system performance thus far. An official launch of the BLAS is expected within days, possibly coinciding with the SOTR one year anniversary celebration, according to SOTR sources. Those interested in syndicating the BLAS alerts on their own blogs should contact SOTR HQ.

This report may be updated as conditions warrant.

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